I love my dad…

As we were sitting at the table, playing Datona 500 (the board game) my cousin Lizzy walks in from the kitchen. She had eaten a clementine orange earlier and now was carrying a bowl of peppermint ice cream. As she began to put the first spoonful into her mouth, my father says to her, “you can’t eat an orange AND ice cream before bed! Your stomach will explode!”